Ranger: I overkill it.
DM: By how much? What did you roll?
Ranger: I can fly 90 feet per round for five minutes. There are ten rounds in a minute and it’s dealt 1d6 points of damage for every ten feet dropped, so… 2097 damage.
DM: Subtract 70 for hardness.
Ranger: 2027 damage.
DM: You overkill it.
Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?
2004 is calling me… whispering
numa numa yay
the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds
fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.
This story is amazing but this meme is so funny
Please tell me he put the guy in the Yes! Lock or the Cattle Mutilation or the Chikara Special (don’t ask how he would know that one, he just would) or something.
Then him and the cops all did “Yes” chants.
Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity.
Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box other than “r u okay?” and “hehe denny’s i’m in you right now” (you guys, we’ve heard these a million times).
HOWEVER, verseofthedead, because of your shirtless commitment to the joke we’d like to clothe your torso so you’ll have appropriate attire the next time you visit our fine establishment. Please write into our ask box, from this account, with your name, address, and shirt size. We’ve got your back (haha). We’ve got you covered (almost).
PS- we’re serious!